May 24, 2024

Fritz's Hit List #8

Today on Fritz’s Hit List: the TinkleToonz Musical Potty.

This handy toilet training aid offers a “magical, musical land of potty training,” by playing a tune whenever liquid is deposited in it. Since it plays digital audio, it qualifies for regulation as a “digital media device” under the Hollings CBDTPA. If the CBDTPA passes, any newly manufactured TinkleToonz Musical Potties will have to incorporate government-approved copy restriction technology.

Fight piracy – regulate potty chairs!