November 25, 2024

Fritz's Hit List #9

Today on Fritz’s Hit List: digital hearing aids.

These hearing aids receive, process, and retransmit audio in digital form, so they qualify for regulation as “digital media devices” under the Hollings CBDTPA. If the CBDTPA passes, any newly manufactured digital hearing aids will have to incorporate government-approved copy restriction technology.

Fight piracy – regulate hearing aids!

(Thanks to Andrew Litt for suggesting this item.)

"Digital Media Device" Definition from the Hollings CBDTPA

Several readers have asked me to post the precise definition of “digital media device” from the Hollings CBDTPA. Here it is:

DIGITAL MEDIA DEVICE. – The term “digital media device” means any hardware or software that –

(A) reproduces copyrighted works in digital form;

(B) converts copyrighted works in digital form into a form whereby the images and sounds are visible or audible; or

(C) retrieves or accesses copyrighted works in digital form and transfers or makes available for transfer such works to hardware or software described in subparagraph (B).

Fritz's Hit List #8

Today on Fritz’s Hit List: the TinkleToonz Musical Potty.

This handy toilet training aid offers a “magical, musical land of potty training,” by playing a tune whenever liquid is deposited in it. Since it plays digital audio, it qualifies for regulation as a “digital media device” under the Hollings CBDTPA. If the CBDTPA passes, any newly manufactured TinkleToonz Musical Potties will have to incorporate government-approved copy restriction technology.

Fight piracy – regulate potty chairs!

Technology: Unknown or Unknowable?

I’ve been reading what various Washington people are saying about the Berman-Coble peer-to-peer hacking bill. Many people agree that if the bill is passed, a sort of arms race will develop between the p2p-disrupters and the p2p-developers. The disrupters will deploy a new technology to foil p2p networks; the developers will cook up a countermeasure; and the cycle will continue. The likely course of this arms race is one question that people want to consider in evaluating the effects of the Berman-Coble bill.

This is a nontrivial technical question, and most Washington folks – on both sides of the Berman-Coble issue – say that they don’t know the answer. There’s nothing wrong with that. We can’t expect people to have close at hand the answers to complex questions outside their expertise, and if you don’t know the answer to a question, it’s better to say, “I don’t know” than to pretend that you do know. So I don’t mind when people treat the answer as unknown.

What does bother me is when they treat it as unknowable, as if there were nothing anyone could do to get the answer.

The fact is that there are people who analyze situations like this for a living. Other computer security arms races, like the one between virus authors and antivirus companies, are well characterized. We know pretty precisely what the antivirus folks can and cannot expect to achieve. Nobody has a perfect crystal ball, but there is a lot we can say technically about how the Hollywood vs. p2p arms race will come out. Yet some people in Washington don’t seem too interested in finding out.

Fritz's Hit List #7

Today on Fritz’s Hit List: the Shop With Me Barbie toy cash register.

This product, which plays digital audio, qualifies for regulation as a “digital media device” under the Hollings CBDTPA. If the CBDTPA passes, any newly manufactured Barbie cash registers will have to incorporate government-approved copy restriction technology.

Fight piracy – regulate toy cash registers!